How to Continuously Reject Any Rakeback Offer

Rakeback is a fundamental tool for online poker players that allows them to recoup a portion of the fees they pay to the casino. However, there are some players who, out of pure resentment, continuously refuse any rakeback offer just to upset the affiliates and lose a lot more money.

These players are often true masters of refusal. They are capable of finding unlikely excuses not to accept an offer, even if it is very advantageous. For example, they can say that:

• They do not need rakeback because they are already good players.

• They do not want to be tied to a particular casino.

• They do not trust the affiliates.
  

In fact, the real reason they refuse rakeback is simply to piss off affiliates. These players enjoy imagining the frustrated expression of an affiliate who has worked hard to find them a favorable offer, only to have it refused.

Here are some examples of how these players can refuse a rakeback offer:

• "I'm not interested, thanks." This is the simplest and most direct response. It is also the most effective way to piss off the affiliate.

• "I already have an account in this casino." This is also a common response, but it is easily refutable. The affiliate can simply ask the player to verify the email address of their account.

• "I'm not sure if I want to play in this casino." This is a more creative response, but it is also more difficult to sustain. The affiliate can ask the player to explain their concerns.

Regardless of the excuse they choose, these players are always consistent in their refusal. No matter how advantageous the offer, they will always refuse it.

Here are some tips to become a rakeback refusal professional:

• Learn to say no firmly. Don't leave room for discussion.

• Don't be afraid to be offensive. Affiliates are used to being turned down, so they won't be offended.

• Be creative in your excuses. The more unlikely they are, the more fun they will be for you.

If you follow these tips, you will soon be a master of refusing any rakeback offer. And most importantly, you will make a lot of affiliates very angry.

Disclaimer

The following poker articles are totally satirical and written by artificial intelligence. None of the things written here are intended as advice or guidance on how to play poker.

The advice and strategies provided are purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.