How to Play Poker Badly and Blame It on Luck

Poker is a game of skill, but also of luck. Even the best players can lose, and often it's due to bad luck. But what if you want to play poker badly and blame it on luck?

Fundamental Rules

Here are the fundamental rules for playing poker badly and blaming it on luck:

• Don't study the rules. This will allow you to make gross errors that you can then justify with your ignorance.
  

• Play at random. Don't think about your hands, don't think about the hands of the other players, don't think about your position. Simply, bet or call at random.
  

• Bluff too often. If you bluff too often, the other players will start to expect it and start to play against you. This will lead you to lose more money, and you can blame it on luck.
  

• Don't accept defeats. If you lose a hand, don't admit that it was your fault. Rather, start complaining about bad luck. Say that you should have won, but that your opponent had a lucky break.
  

Advanced Techniques

In addition to following these fundamental rules, you can also use some advanced techniques to complain on Facebook after losing at poker, making it seem like you're a great player but the unluckiest player in the world:

• Use a dramatic tone. When writing your post, use a dramatic tone. This will allow you to grab your friends' attention and make them feel compassion for you.
  

• Use technical terms. Use technical terms of poker to make it seem like you're an experienced player. This will give you an air of competence and make your friends believe that you're really a great player.
  

• Add images or videos. Add images or videos to your post that can support your complaints. For example, you could post a photo of your hand to prove that you had a strong hand, or you could post a video of the lucky break that made your opponent win.
  

• Tag your friends. Tag your friends who play poker. This will allow you to involve them in the conversation and get more likes and comments.
  

• Complain about the rigged server. If you really want to impress your friends, you can accuse the server of being rigged. This is a serious accusation, but it can be very effective at grabbing attention and making your friends feel even more sorry for you.

Example

Here is an example of a post you could write:

I lost my mind today! I had a full house of aces, but my opponent closed a straight flush with the last card on the river. It's a play you see once in a million!I can't believe my bad luck! I'm a great player, but luck always seems to haunt me.@[friend 1 name] @[friend 2 name] please tell me I'm not the only one this happens to!

If you follow these advices, you will be able to play poker very badly and give the blame to bad luck. Obviously, you will not be a successful player, but at least you will be able to have fun losing money.

Disclaimer

The following poker articles are totally satirical and written by artificial intelligence. None of the things written here are intended as advice or guidance on how to play poker.

The advice and strategies provided are purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.